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Jeremy Kyle

from Pocket Kings by The Prods

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A pornographically prurient essay on our most virulent chav-baiting daytime TV sadist.

lyrics

(Jeremy Kyle... Jeremy Kyle... x 4)

Jeremy Kyle ! Jeremy Kyle !
Jeremy Kyle ! Jeremy Kyle !
Jeremy Kyle ! Jeremy Kyle !
Jeremy Kyle ! Jeremy Kyle !

I wandered through the valley and out into the sand
I was blinking in the starlight with a sceptre in my hand
And they'd beg me for my judgement, if I'd only let them ask
But instead I flick the whip, and watch the monkeys dance, yes I do...

Jeremy Kyle ! Jeremy Kyle !

Good morning, now my first guest is here for truth, she needs to know
If her boyfriend's cheating with her best friend, or her mum
Now, she knows he's been unfaithful 'cos he sneaks out after dark
But she needs to know just who he meets - and mates - in the park
(Shonaya's on the Jeremy Kyle show!)

Jeremy Kyle ! Jeremy Kyle !
Jeremy Kyle ! Jeremy Kyle !
Jeremy Kyle ! Jeremy Kyle !

How can you say it's cruel while they suffer in the wild ?
And besides, we don't care for them; we're just here for the child
So put away your morals and let me take my mark
And just sit back and relax and watch the dogs bark, as they do...

Jeremy Kyle ! Jeremy Kyle !
Jeremy Kyle ! Jeremy Kyle !
Jeremy Kyle ! Jeremy Kyle !

My last guest Dean is here for DNA
His wife has played away; Baby could be brother Dave's
"How would you feel if you weren't the father of the baby..? You'd be devastated right...?"
"The father of the baby is........."

"Don’t go away I’ll be right back after this break!"

Jeremy Kyle ! Jeremy Kyle !
Jeremy Kyle ! Jeremy Kyle !
Jeremy Kyle ! Jeremy Kyle !

(You won't leave 'til I've feasted... x 14)

How can you say it's cruel ? While they suffer in the wild ? x 6

credits

from Pocket Kings, released May 6, 2018
Music: G. Davies, Lyrics: G. Davies

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